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Ways To Not Make it Past The American Idol Audition

Top 10 Ways To Not Make it Past The American Idol Audition:
  1. Wear a costume (has anyone wearing a costume made it past the audition?)
  2. Say, "Everyone tells me I sound like ..."
  3. Look like a dork.
  4. Add a high-pitched vibrato to your song.
  5. Do a funny dance while singing.
  6. Wear a T-shirt that says something stupid.
  7. Have a glossy-eyed look while smiling creepily.
  8. Write your own song about one of the judges.
  9. Let them know that you're a die-hard Star Wars fan.
    ...AND the number 1 Way To Not Make it Past The American Idol Audition (Drumroll please ...)
  10. Wear inappropriate clothes (this only applies if you're grossly overweight).
    Submitted  1/17/2008 12:28:07 PM