Phrases To Insult Someone

Top 10 Phrases To Insult Someone:
  1. I'd like to have a battle of wits with you but you appear to be unarmed
  2. You'd always go first in Double Jeopardy and never play in Final Jeopardy
  3. When they were passing out brains, you thought they said 'grains' and said "No thanks, I don't eat cereal"
  4. Your elevator doesn't go to the top floor
  5. I just wrote an idiot-proof program, could you test it for me?
  6. By moving from Canada to the U.S., you increased the average IQ in both countries (Oh come on, that's just a joke!)
  7. If you were any dumber, you'd be a stump
  8. I think your genetic code is missing a few letters
  9. If you doubled your IQ you'd be a half-wit
    ...AND the number 1 phrase To Insult Someone (Drumroll please ...)
  10. You're so ugly your momma had to wrap meat around your neck to get the dog to play with you
    Submitted  4/16/2007 2:48:46 AM